svau:
You don’t know how much someone is worth to you
until you sell them
*uses lol and lmfao to make embarrassing and sad truths about myself seem like a joke*
This sums up all my friendships with anyone ever
Idk which face is the most accurate
update:
after making her popular on the internet and taking her to an arctic monkeys concert she has accepted my friendship
last update:
after all ive done for dis bitch she elbowed me in the face and busted open my lip over a pool float
How you make a 30 second masterpiece about grilled cheese.
Bitch I’m wet
Why is this cinematically better than like actual movies?
Or am I just fat?
(The new working title of my memoirs)
Why steal porn when you can just watch this?
He fresher than wholefoods on delivery day
“You’re a good boy. You can make it through this. You are worthy of treats.”
Since we’re posting our favorite vines
Gordon Ramsay retweeted this and I can’t fucking deal with it
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“Oh so now you sorry??! You sure as hell wasn’t sorry when..”
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